Black Hole...nice knowin 'ya
Scientists in Geneva are planning to turn on a Large Hadron Collider on Tuesday designed to replicate the Big Bang. Some are concerned that it could create a black hole and suck in the whole earth. Apparently, it could take up to four years for these mini black holes to get big enough to eat us all. So it could be a slow wait for our eventual demise. Of course, these stubborn pricks are going ahead with it any way. So none of us get a choice.
Listen science tards, science should be for making robots that can bring you beer or making bacon cheese burgers that give you great abs. What's the point of replicating something that happened trillions of years ago? Its like those people that like to re-create civil war battles or hang out at the Renaissance Fair. Get a life dorks! Find something constructive to do like make a better battery for my iPhone.
Don't blow up the damned world! I don't want to get eaten by a black hole. That would suck. And then none of us could ever watch the final season of Battlestar Galactica. Didn't you think about that nerds? Huh?
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